What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you seeing someone?

How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?

He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : I don't drink

Are democrats eating crow?

Me : Sure.

He : Tea ?

He : I'm 24.

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

It’s been over a month since I stopped taking sertraline but why do I still feel side effects like brain zaps and anxiety mood changes? The root cause of anxiety it’s your thinking and I perfectly master that better than before so it’s hard lately.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Thank you.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.